DOCTOR BONG? Are you SERIOUS?! Wow, this whole team up with the former Captain America to fight terrorists has really gone off the rails and Steve Rogers--the REAL Steve Rogers--isn't happy about it. But that's okay because Deadpool has a plan to make everything right again. Well, not really a plan--more like an idea, really--but mostly just some random one-liners and A WHOLE LOTTA GUNS.